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Days 16 & 17- Down and Out in Hobbiton

Distance: a few km?Music: The Be Good Tanyas – Waiting Around to Die Under the bludgeonings of chanceMy head is bloody, but unbowed. William Earnest Henley – Invictus The helicopter hovers a foot off the ground, disgorges two blokes with trauma bags, then files off again to circle. They do some cursory checks, note that I’m cogent and walking, grab my bag, and brief me on getting into...

Day 15 – Divide Creek to Richmond Crag

Distance: 9kmElevation: +800mTime: 10:00Total Distance: 273km Abels: Slatters Peak, King William II (Total: 8)Music: Spectacular Spectacular – Let’s Fly Away Never tell me the odds. Han Solo I wake with a mixture of emotions. Trepidation, intimidation, determination… awe. I have one task today. Walk. The weather is perfect. I still have three beautiful days ahead, and the 40mm of rain has...

Day 14 – Derwent Bridge to Divide Creek

Distance: 25kmElevation: +1000mTime: 9:50Total Distance: 264 km Abels: King William I (Total: 6)Music: Puscifer – The Green Valley No direction but to follow what you know No direction but to trust the final destination Puscifer – The Green Valley It’s an odd thing to do, when you think about it. Here’s how you do it. You plot out a course from start to finish, fill a bag with...

Day 14 extra – Alexander Pearce

Somewhere today around Mount King William I I’m crossing paths with one of Tasmania’s most underrated and hungriest bushwalkers. But to talk about him, we need some context. A deceptively short 60km east-south-east of here lies the tiny, redundant prison of Sarah Island, nestled in Macquarie Harbour. Today it’s an out-of-the-way tourist destination. I haven’t been, but the pictures look lovely...

Day 13 – Lake St Clair Rest Day

Distance: 7kmElevation: +3mTotal Distance: 239km Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Abraham Lincoln I don’t sleep too well on the mattress in the Bumlin Drunkhouse, though I’m glad that I have the three-bunk room to myself. I don’t understand how you people sleep on mattresses. Is it a masochism thing? I enjoy the novelty of eating my muesli from a bowl and my coffee from a mug in...

Day 12 – Narcissus hut to Cynthia Bay

Distance: 17kmElevation: +200mTime: 5:30Total Distance: 232km Music: Heather Nova – Walk This World I want you to come, walk this world with me. Heather Nova I drag my feet getting ready. I don’t have to hurry. My check-in isn’t until 3:00 and it’s only about 16km. I savour my coffee. More goodbyes. I’m alone walking through wet scrub again on a muddy trail. I try to moderate my walking...

Day 11 – Pine Valley Hut to Narcissus Hut

Distance: 18kmElevation: +700mTime: 6:45Total Distance: 215km Abels: The Acropolis (Total: 5)Music: Guilhem Desq – Le Chateau Magique There’s no such thing as shitty weather. Only shitty attitude. Anon I wake in the early hours of the night to the sound of the wind roaring through the tree tops above. Down on the first floor is quite sheltered from the wind, which comes in lulls and mighty...

Day 10 – Kia Ora to Pine Valley hut

Distance: 23kmElevation: +600mTime: 8hrsTotal Distance: 197kmMusic: The Gathering – Your Troubles are Over The steps I takeWill pave the road ahead of meI will walkI will walk The Gathering – Your Troubles Are Over There’s an air of parting ways over breakfast. It seems the bubble is breaking up, with some going the 9km to Burt Nichols hut, and others all the way to Narcissus. I’m...

Day 9 – New Pelion Hut to Kia Ora Hut

Distance: 14kmElevation: +850mTime: 6:50Total Distance: 174km Abels: Mount Ossa (Total: 4)Music: Goanna – Solid Rock How do you know if somebody’s doing a Tassie Traverse? Wait five minutes: they’ll work it into the conversation. Four degrees overnight, and I wake to a blanket of fog over the plain and Mount Oakleigh looking resplendent in the breaking dawn. With only 14km and 800vm to do...

Day 8 – Windermere Hut to New Pelion Hut

Distance: 25kmElevation: +900mTime: 7:30Total Distance: 160km Abels: Mount Oakleigh (total: 3)Music: The Steals – Stay in Silence Walking is how the body measures itself against the earth. Rebecca Solnit I suspect I’ve found myself in what’s known as a bubble. A bunch of people who aren’t walking together, but are doing the same walk at the same time. Almost everyone who was at the hut...

Day 7 – Ronny Creek to Windermere Hut

Distance: 25kmElevation: +1200m -1000mTime: 8:45Total Distance: 135km Abels: 1 (Total: 2)Music: The Devil Makes Three – Tow …and I stare up to that mountain that I know I’ve got to climb.The Devil Makes Three – Tow I fight off a couple of possum incursions during the night, but the enemy is successfully routed and flees. The zip bird is back. And one with the dawn chorus that sings...

Day 6 – Cradle Mountain Rest Day

Distance: 3kmElevation: +90mTime:0:35Total Distance: 110km Canberra’s a great city. What other capital is within walking distance of the ski fields? Me, after walking 250km from Thredbo to Tharwa I wake in the middle of the night to the sound of rustling. It’s rustlers! I lean out of my hammock and find two campground possums (a larger, less timid species of possum than the usual ones) snuffling...

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